me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Ohio! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

#your face is ridiculous

#That’s one hell of a pick up line

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

darylslittleasskicker:

THIS IS HOW THEIR LIFE FUCKING SHOULDVE BEEN

BUT SHIT HAPPENED AND I HATE EVERYTHING

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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